October 21 2014, 1am


hobgoblinhero:

hanari-502:

wastelandbanditorion:

This guy’s vines give me life

Thomas Sanders is a gift to this world

I have a theory on Thomas Sanders that he can control minds and rather than using this gift for evil, he uses it to make funny vines. Like, a classroom full of kids? mind control. The teacher of the class? mind control. Cop pulls him over? you better believe that dude is gonna sing Don’t Stop Believing with him, mind control. 

(Source: skeleton-wastelandbanditorion)


October 21 2014, 1am


sirbombalot:

Fill your heart with bees. If someone breaks your heart, then they have to deal with the bees.


October 21 2014, 1am


craftbeerhallputsch:

specterofcommunism:

zhouenlaid:

heroque:

kingcheddarxvii:

Had a dream just now that Macklemore was named TIME magazine’s Most Muggable Musician and he showed up at an interview to accept the award and they mugged him

What’s the point of mugging someone who only has $20 in their pocket

$20 can get you many peanuts

explain how

Money can be exchanged for goods and services

(Source: kingmunsterxvii)


October 21 2014, 1am


deanwasneversafe:

The fuck to do you mean for six year olds

deanwasneversafe:

The fuck to do you mean for six year olds

(Source: funnyandhilarious)


October 21 2014, 1am


angry-fallen-angel:

We have a gif for this

(Source: thehaileymo)


October 21 2014, 1am


pansysky:

spookytox:

reaill:

grimfemme:

I just wanted to eat breakfast ;(

welp now we know the distinction between the two

Have….have people…not eaten shredded wheat before? The regular sized ones?

You put it in a bowl and pour milk on it (with sugar + cinnamon if you’re not some lunatic fiber satan who just wants to eat wheat strings) and let it soak a bit before breaking it up and eating bite sized portions with your spoon.

DO PEOPLE NOT KNOW THIS?!

NONE OF US KNEW THAT


October 21 2014, 1am


mikalhvi:

gentlemanbones:

"What is that, some kind of stone, like a heating stone? An odd pattern, it kind of looks like—
…Oh.”

is that a goddamn condom full of spaghetti

mikalhvi:

gentlemanbones:

"What is that, some kind of stone, like a heating stone? An odd pattern, it kind of looks like—

…Oh.”

is that a goddamn condom full of spaghetti

(Source: bent-duck)


October 21 2014, 1am


dingdongyouarewrong:

kim-kanye-baby:

What men think feminists look like

what are you talking about this is exactly what we look like

dingdongyouarewrong:

kim-kanye-baby:

What men think feminists look like

what are you talking about this is exactly what we look like