July 25 2014, 6pm


sorasshadow1:

themightyglamazon:

lesbeeanmovie:

greencarnations:

cinematicsymphony:

This is so accurate. At school, we literally have children who will watch our facial expressions to see if them falling is as bad as they think it might be.

CORRECT CHILD INJURY PROCEDURE:

  • do not react. at the most, maybe wince and go “ooooh”
  • go over to the child to assess panic level and severity of injury
  • if they’re like, dying, remain calm, but they’re probably not.
  • look them in the eye and ask, “you okay?” they will nod. possibly all teary-eyed. then ask, “are we gonna need to cut it off?”
  • the child is thrown off. if they giggle, you’re in the money. if they do not, put a bandaid on and do some sympathetic patting. they are probably a little teary. let the sad little bug sit out for a minute. they will quickly get bored.
  • works every time

"sad little bug" is the cutest and most accurate term ive heard used to describe a child because sometimes bugs are kinda super cute sometimes bugs are really fucking annoying and sometimes bugs are downright TERRIFYING

I like asking if they broke the floor. They’re too busy going “what” to cry then.

My mom did that “do we need to cut it off” for all of us kids and it’s worked great.

(Source: kaliskadyami)


July 25 2014, 5pm


caspheme:

if you’re feeling down, just remember that castiel is a cute drunk

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who flirted with dean winchester

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July 25 2014, 5pm


five-years-gone:

snorlaxatives:

peterfromtexas:

UCF two tallest volleyball players and shortest cheerleader

this fucked me up

WTF

five-years-gone:

snorlaxatives:

peterfromtexas:

UCF two tallest volleyball players and shortest cheerleader

this fucked me up

WTF

(Source: best-of-imgur)


July 25 2014, 5pm


0bstacles:

huffingtonpost:

THIS GENIUS MACHINE FEEDS STRAY DOGS IN EXCHANGE FOR RECYCLED BOTTLES

The Turkish company Pugedon has created a vending machine that’s dispensing help for both the environment and our furry friends.

Watch the machine in action here.

this makes me so happy


July 25 2014, 5pm


dokisukix:

I love Clear so much

dokisukix:

I love Clear so much

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July 25 2014, 5pm


kanshu:

kanshu:

"how long have you been in a skype call"

"a while"

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July 25 2014, 5pm


clintbarttons:

(ง’̀-‘́)ง me gettin ready to fight you on the parking lot in order to defend my fav character