April 23 2014, 8am


thebuttblr:

nonomella:

strawberrytop007:

hyperwolf:

livelife-havefun-partyhard:

Parrot caught singing let the bodies hit the floor

I was so done when it whispered…I would shit bricks if I heard that when I got up to get a drink in the middle of the night…

“Let the bodies hit the….FLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR!!!”

oh my god he’s so into it

funny as fuck

April 23 2014, 8am


dickspeak:

acting cool around ur crush

image

(Source: pupexe)


April 23 2014, 8am


equius:

one time i said “no hetero, no hetero” in school

and this popular athletic straight boy sittin in front of me turned around super slow and looked at me and went “no… hetero?” in the TINIEST MOST BROKEN VOICE IMAGINABLE like he looked and sounded so timid and confused and he was looking at me like his whole life has been a lie because he realized he might be sitting near a queer person


April 23 2014, 8am


askhumanitieslasthope:

brigriv:

I seriously thought she was gonna take him or something.

I HAVEN’T READ THE MANGO OR THE STORY I’M SORRY IF THIS IS COMPLETELY WRONG. *sweat*

read the mango


April 23 2014, 8am


Reblog if you believe in Peter Pan


andrew-jason:

Every Tumblr user who reblogs this will get their URL immortalized in a journal and I will give it to Peter Pan himself when I’m in Disney World this Summer! :D


April 23 2014, 8am


cleophatrajones:

abstrackafricana:

iwillmakeyouskinny:

beyseybey:

Biggest plot twist


i will never not repost this.

when you see it, reblog it

cleophatrajones:

abstrackafricana:

iwillmakeyouskinny:

beyseybey:

Biggest plot twist

i will never not repost this.

when you see it, reblog it

(Source: 4gifs)


April 23 2014, 7am


baconbreath:

these are really easy to use, just type the characters name into some unsuspecting losers ask box and they will be bound by the laws of tumblr to answer you.


April 23 2014, 7am


cokeflow:

asshairs:

PEOPLE STILL LISTEN TO OWL CITY HAAAAAAAHA

someone obviously doesn’t get 1,000 hugs from 10,000 lightning bugs lmao

(Source: prixcum)


April 23 2014, 7am


serving size: 4

yeah

all 4 me

(Source: jesusthelastairbender)


April 23 2014, 7am


cnuculator:

I’m still going to be watching youtube poop at 30 i just fucking know it

Reblog |
| 40