September 20 2014, 3am


My anaconda don’t understand why it would went buns instead of a healthy meal consisting of small primates.

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September 20 2014, 3am


maltedmilkshakes:

(pulls top cover of cup ramen off without tearing the sides) as you can see i am simply one hell of a butler

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September 19 2014, 6pm


Reblog if you have read fan fiction better than some published books


desert-neon:

bumblegabe:

Help me prove a point

I have never reblogged anything faster.


September 19 2014, 6pm


popculturesavvyangel:

HOW IS MISHA EVEN A REAL PERSON LIKE HOW CAN SOMEONE BE THAT CUTE AND NICE AND TALENTED AND ACTUALLY CONTRIBUTES TO SOCIETY POSITIVELY AND IS SO FUCKING NICE TO HIS FANS!??!?!?


September 19 2014, 6pm


anderfelsdragqueen:

when better armor is uglier

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(Source: queerqunari)


September 19 2014, 6pm


youngblackandvegan:

gracehelbig:

buzzfeed:

This is Foo-Chan, the Japanese equivalent of Grumpy Cat. But instead of being grumpy, he just looks like he’s disappointed all of the time. 

OH NO

"i’m not upset with you son, just disappointed in your decisions"


September 19 2014, 6pm


Okay, so we were looking at our cheek cells in bio lab today


fooboo24:

mravox:

mooooocow:

and some girl at the table next me was like “THERE IS SOMETHING MOVING IN THERE”. 

Our instructor went and zoomed in on it for her.

Guess what it was.

Just guess.

I’ll give you a hint.

It was sperm.

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this may just be the best post on tumblr

i love this because i remember seeing this elsewhere and it’s continued that the teacher then had to leave the room for five minutes because he couldn’t stop laughing


September 19 2014, 6pm


retrogirly:

The Desert Cat AKA Sand Cat

retrogirly:

The Desert Cat AKA Sand Cat

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September 19 2014, 6pm


bennyslegs:

when your friends are talking about stuff you don’t understand but you still want to be part of the conversation

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September 19 2014, 6pm


TRYING TO COME UP WITH NAMES FOR MY FANTASY CHARACTERS


thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

howdoiputthisgeekily:

Apparently this line was improv because he literally forgot his character’s name :D